If I didn't know better I would think I was the sole member of the Chocolate Lovers Club. However I do know better, because I know the Number One search term leading people to this blog is
Nesie Daglis' titaloons. I get hits from as far away as the Ukraine, Australia and Serbia looking up Ms. Daglis' gorgeous boobaloos, sometimes five or six a day. Those aren't African nations, y'know. That means there must be some other honkys out there who also appreciate the brown gals. So I know that if you claim you're not at all attracted to black women, you are full of SHIT!
Today's spotlight is on Michelle D. Bernard, not to be confused with Michelle C. Bernard or Michelle E. Bernard, or any other letter of the alphabet, for whom she's often mistaken. Who is she? I don't know! She heads something called the Independent Women's Forum, which means she probably never thought in a thousand years her name would show up in the same paragraphs with the words "titaloons" and "boobaloos," and she would be quite offended if she found out.
She came to my attention as I was watching C-SPAN and there was a promo that she was the guest on an upcoming program. Pants around my ankles, I shuffled awkwardly to the Internet to find out who the heck she was. Was there a chance she had produced a swimsuit calendar or had taken pictures with hot rods as well as paneled on political talk shows? Hmm, apparently not. When I saw "Michelle D. Bernard" and "hardball" together on YouTube I grew excited, but it turned out to be the Chris Matthews
Hardball, and that's hardly sexy.
Here's a real mind-bender: she's Republican! AAAA! Well there had to be a hot Republican sometime, and it sure as hell wasn't that Skeletor Ann Coulter.
So there ya go. Michelle D. Bernard. Don't say I never did ya any favors. Happy Fourth of July.
So they're very popular with the bible thumpin' blue ball set. The ones not buggering sheep that is. Sourcewatch.org descrbes them thusly: "The Independent Women's Forum (IWF) is an anti-feminist organization predominately funded by conservative U.S. foundations."
So pretty typical from the right. Three simple words, and 3 lies. Right away. But they've been staffing all the better op-ed columns & TV pundits around the nation due to their button cuteness and faddish prudishness at the same time. The 'ol 'Push me Pull me' deal of sexual relations circa 1955 in Eisenhower America that they want to return to. Pre-pill. That's their top agenda item. So no sex for you (or anyone else). There's better chocolate in the world my friend. Like almost anywhere! Cheers & Hope you had a happy 4th! 'VJ'
Searching YouTube the other day I ran across a great Bill Maher commentary on this phenomenon. He said something along the lines of, "Used to think tanks were apolitical groups who gave real insight into issues. Now the Bush administration knows that to say some policy they want to implement came from a think tank looks good, so you have these groups with great names like the Heritage Foundation and People for a New American Century, and they plant the policy with them first." Maher said it better and funnier, but it's on YouTube.