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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Class

This is bulletpoint #3 from an e-mail that was recently circulated at the call center by the security desk. I had to do a double take, and on the way out I asked one of the security guys if this was really a frequent issue. Yes, he said, it is.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Please be mindful of your responsibility to keep the work environment clean and sanitary at all times. This responsibility is not solely the day porter's job. Therefore, please pay close attention to the following issues:

Ladies, please place your disposables in the dispensers provided in the restrooms only.

You would not like to clean up some of the unsanitary things at home that the day porter encounters here in the workplace! Please be considerate and cooperative.

These are classy people I'm working with.

Posted by Art | 10:16 PM EST | 3 comments |

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...: ^^ Well, the female co-workers there don't look real great. Try to keep your distance! Maybe you can ask to work on a different floor.

http://dlisted.com/caption032201.jpg; 11:47 PM, March 22, 2007
Art said...: I was kind of surprised by that e-mail, but not as surprised as I would like to be. There aren't any other floors.; 8:23 AM, March 23, 2007
Mr. Radio said...: Remember this memo when everyone brings in their covered dishes for the next Fitzsimmons Potluck Lunch.

Makes me wonder if they do that type of stuff at work, then what the hell must their homes look like?; 9:36 PM, March 24, 2007