Having just put my
Michelina's Lean Gourmet pizza roll snacks in the microwave at work, I stepped around the corner to use the restroom. When I came back, my pizza rolls were on top of the microwave.
A girl there said, "Oh, was this yours?" She had aborted my pizza roll cooking so she could put her popcorn in there. "Did it have time to finish?" I guess not, since I was only in the bathroom a minute. She asked me how long I had set the timer for, and I turned around to wash out my cup at the sink, thinking she was going to politely put them back in there for the three minutes I had set them for before she took it upon herself to delay my lunch.
Instead I turned around, and they were still on top of the microwave and she was finishing up her popcorn, which was starting to smell burned.
Astonishingly, some of our customers seem to think that people who work in customer service are complete idiots.
So, as a loyal reader, I clicked on the link...and read something very disturbing.....stick with me here.
The web site plainly says "9 count," but the nutritional information sticker shows the package contains 2 servings, with a serving being 6 rolls. WTF?? I was never good with math, but I think you have a class action suit in the making...they have been jacking you out of 3 rolls everytime you buy them!
I am not sure who this Michelina woman is, but her slogan needs to change from "Let Mama feed you" to "Mama just jerked you."
In all fairness, I am sure she is a credit to her GED.
I think you should contact them immediately and demand at least a case of the damn things. Fair is fair.
Brian Regan: "You know what the serving size is on Fig Newtons? Two Fig Newtons! Have you ever heard of anyone just eating two Fig Newtons?...You know what my serving size is? Two sleeves!"