Boy, can you believe all those people flocking to the stores the day after Thanksgiving to stampede each other and throw all their money away? Ha! What a bunch of fools! It would be fun to go out and people watch, though. Let's go people watch at Best Buy.

Hmm...they've got season four of The Office for $12.99. You know, I've got seasons two and three and was definitely wanting to acquire four, and that sure is an unbelievable price. I mean, it's 50% off! I better check the Internet first, though, and make sure I can't do any better.

I can't do any better. And here's The Rolling Stones' Four Flicks and Biggest Bang concert DVD sets, four discs apiece, over five hours of conert material per set...and they're only $9.99! Umm...okay, at that price I can't resist! And here's The Police's Buenos Aries reunion concert, also $9.99. When I've seen them on TV it sounds like they do new versions of the old songs, or Sting improvises a new melody line and I don't like that, but for $9.99 can I really go wrong? If I don't like it I could sell it on E-Bay for more than that!

Now down to Guitar Center...JUST to browse. No buying, certainly. Except...wow, they've got Delta Lab pedals for just $20! These delay pedals are usually about $70! Okay, I gotta grab one, the last one in the store! Maybe I should check the stock at other stores so I can grab `em while they're hot! This is awesome!

Whew...all that, and only $65 spent. That's really not too bad. Merry Christmas to me!