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 Monday, May 12, 2008
 

My Cubicle Neighbor

 
The following is from a single conversational exchange with my cubicle neighbor.

Did you see The Moment of Truth last week? That one guy was obviously wearing a toupee, and they asked him if he was a member of The Hair Club for Men. Ha!

My cubicle neighbor's old boss had a toupee. She worked at an insurance agency. His sister-in-law also worked there, but just because she wanted to advance her career. The sister-in-law couldn't stand the boss with the toupee.

One day he had a car crash and he actually sent his son back to the site to look for his toupee. The sister-in-law said, "I bet a squirrel found that toupee and fell in love!"

The guy with the toupee would also have my cubicle neighbor call around for sales contacts in the evening. She would give him like 14 warm contacts and all he gave her was a steak house coupon. Can you believe that?

My cubicle neighbor had to find a Mickey Mouse cake for her daughter's birthday. Publix was supposed to charge $15.99 for the cake and another $6 for the fancy Mickey Mouse frosting, but they forgot and only charged $15.99! She didn't even notice it until she's left and looked at her ticket.

She was pushing her daughter through a buggy in Target and found her daughter had stuffed a doll down the front of her shirt. Another time she had a bunch of earrings stuck on the back of her sweater (what is she made of? Magnets?).

Some people talk a lot.
 
 

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