As a non-sports guy you could anticipate that I don't watch the Super Bowl, but you may be surprised to hear that as a music fan, I don't watch the Grammys, either. I think that may be for the very fact that I like music. Used to when they had performers like Metallica and Aerosmith it was interesting, but now that I'm guaranteed multiple appearances by Fergie and some rapper like Lil' Wayne or Fifty Cent, I have no reason to go near the Grammys.

However a clip of Pink's performance shown on CNN's Campbell Brown Show had me scrambling to my computer and a box of Kleenex. I've always thought Pink looked nice but something about her look just didn't do it for me. But on the Grammys Sunday night...GOD! She started off in a sheer robe, then about two minutes in dropped it and appeared to be totally naked, covered only by ribbons. She then got in a diaper and ascended to the ceiling, where she sang a song while taking a chance on dropping right on her noggin, all practically nude.

In still pictures you can see she had on a body suit, but it's see-through, and on TV it looked like she was two inches of fabric from showing it all.

I don't get it: Janet Jackson's nipple -- covered by a pastie -- is a wardrobe malfunction that gets half the morning DJs in America fired, but Pink's full ass slipping out is okay? Well...I'll accept that. Gladly!

It was impressive that she executed professional acrobatics as well as sang and yes, I've watched the clip and studied the stills, and I don't think that was a lip sync or a Pink look-alike up high, that was all her. But I'd really like to get a slow-mo, high-definition clip of this because most impressive of all, I think she was winking at that whole auditorium and the TV audience. I guess you could say Pink was showing pink, although it was rotating so fast you couldn't fully see it.

Pink sure just went up in my hotness rating. Take a look and see what you think.

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Let me further marvel that Pink is 31 (and that's her Hollywood age, so she could be as old as 35), and her shit is still totally up tight and where it belongs. How come even some of the best-looking girls from my high school looked like wrecks by the time they were 20? I again find it funny, though, that Pink makes videos about how girls shouldn't feel bad if they're a little fat and don't look like the women in magazines, then steps out in front of a national TV audience to show her body is perfect, with not one cottage cheese pock or stray zit anywhere.

Maybe the Grammys are worth watching after all.